Ralph's Musings: 4A Region 1 and 1A Region 1 Meet Summary

      Anyone who has ever experienced the sublime ecstasy of following the rise and fall of colorful orbs in an original Astro Lamp—lava lamp to the latecomers—will be heartened to know that Soap Lake, Washington has purchased the world’s largest version of this sixties icon.  Originally called the “Target Lava Lamp” when it stood in New York City’s Time Square, it will someday be erected in the center of town, complete with a stairway to the top, thus acting as a “beacon” to the healing powers of Soap Lake’s meromictic namesake. Of course, residents of the sunshine state are comfortable in the fact that Florida has no need for such commercial exploitation of our own natural wonders: heat, humidity, mosquitoes and snakes.  We have our entire state—which, when inverted, is shaped much the same as a lava lamp—to observe the effects of radiant energy on its thousands of cross country runners.  And now that the summer’s heat is at long last finally behind us, we bear witness to our living “lava bubbles” (those still “in the run”) trying to maintain sufficient momentum to avoid settling to the bottom of running’s version of the lamp, thus avoiding elimination.

4A Girls

      Orange Park’s Mary Ann Brown is herself a metaphor for momentum.  On this occasion, where spectators had long, unobstructed views of her all-out racing style, she seemed to flow over the grassy meadows of Santa Fe College more like quicksilver, and less like the “secret ingredients” of lava lamps--wax submerged in a mixture of water and glycol (now you too can build this source of perpetual fascination). No sooner had the race begun, than its outcome seemed determined.