A Ferrari In The Wiregrass



* Meet coverage - complete results, photos by Ralph Epifanio and videos by Scott Grippo


When I first saw the name of this meet’s location—Crews Lake Wilderness Park--I figured I’d wear my buckskins, and bring my birch bark canoe and axe. But that idea was tempered by what appeared on their website, where Pasco County Parks proudly announced its highlights as being a(n) “observation tower, bird houses, bike path, nature trail, botanical garden, playground (and not just any kind, but a BIG one), outdoor amphitheater, free rides on the Central Pasco and Gulf Railroad, and even primitive camping....Well, maybe I’d just bring the axe (in case it turned into a “Camp-o-runna”).

That would not be the only irony. Take the name “Sunshine Athletic Conference,” for example. I thought, “We could all use a little extra sunshine in our lives,” but when I arrived at a little before seven, it wasn’t looking all that promising in that regard. Not only was there no sun, but it was pretty darned cold to boot. Get a load of the fashion statement posted in the “Frostproof” folder. (If anything, Floridians can be quite resourceful.)