Hagerty Invitational Meet Summary

It’s our good fortune that Hagerty coach Jay Getty was born just a middle initial (P.) away from ever having to work for a living. We shudder at the possibility of America’s loss of his unique landscape artistry. Fortunately, by dawn’s early light, those in attendance at this invitational were treated to his newest creation: A Presidential Run. Accents in red (spray painted tree roots), white (directional arrows) and blue (boundary flags and lines) stood in stark contrast to freshly sheared grass (feel free to insert a partisan statement here). Lots of twists and turns (to emphasize the current political atmosphere), and water everywhere (a sublime hint at our current fiscal situation), were a patriotic reminder to the runners in attendance, that we are, one and all, Americans right down to our soles. (Someone please cue in a John Philip Sousa march.)

All kidding aside, the man is a genius for turning a relatively small, angular chunk of land into an exciting, spectator-friendly, three loop cross country course that, for many, has become the highlight of the season.

“When I did the 2A Districts, one of the coaches commented, ‘It was nice for you to travel to the Nationals, but you didn’t have to paint this course like it was San Diego,’” Getty said afterwards.