Ralph's Midas Touch: Golden South Meet

Ralph's Midas Touch: Golden South Meet

By Ralph Epifanio

 

It was Memorial Day weekend, and once again, the gang was all there: the entire running family. We had Bible-thumping “uncle” Jim--from the (Kansas) Ryun side of the family--and his style conscious wife, Anne; brother “Bones” Albright and his sidekick Andy “Warbucks” Warden; cousin Tyreek “Coffee” Hill; jumpin’ “JP” Friday; distance cousins Andres “Señor Speed” Arroyo and Lily “Lupe” Williams, second cousin-in-law Erica “The Streak” Sergeant, and brother Chris “The Blackmeister” Hollis. And even though he couldn’t make it personally, Peter “Jersey Mike” Cancro “sent his best.”

Sidestepping the patriotic custom of a red, white, and blue Memorial Day weekend, Chris “branded” the entire affair with black and gold banners, all in the memory of that most successful of German relatives, Adolf “AdiDassler, who, as a result of loaning Jesse Owens a pair of spikes just before the ’36 Olympics, struck it rich with “die marke aut den drei riemen.”